gayxmen:

yazellbird:

who you gonna call?

 cries

perfection

youdidnotseeme:

Ra ra ra radia. 

Baby: A-aaaa...
Mom: *gasps* baby's first word!
Baby: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

milominderbindered:

orange is the new black meme

[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset

I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this.  I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand?  I can’t go back.

that girl you just called a bitch? she totally is, good call

sermna:

Lalonde’s got eyes dead like charcoal, burnt out with fires that burned brighter than any star that deigned look upon her. 

harshwhimsy:

radicalapollo:

thenimbus:

vriska:

im gonna punch myself in the face oh my god

Omfg

And, for the record, asterisk. 8 letter long.

i feel so doze what the fuck

harshwhimsy:

radicalapollo:

thenimbus:

vriska:

im gonna punch myself in the face oh my god

Omfg

And, for the record, asterisk. 8 letter long.

i feel so doze what the fuck

squeakadeeks:

YES!! YES!! SWIMMING!! IN COSPLAY!! MY FAVORITE!!! and don’t come up all sassing me about waterproof grey paint, all skin is photoshoped.

in fact everything is photoshoped.

I’m not even in these photos. these photos do not exist.

squeaks does it again. 

My wonderful big sissy sister photographer!!!

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

shelbycragg:

give me all the bacon and eggs you have

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now